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apatheticghost:

Misogynists HATE her! Local woman is woman

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James Marsden

erinwert:

thefictionaleconomist:

All the Heather love in the Classic Alice tag made my finger slip. Also something has to be done about the utter lack of fanfic in this community.  I shouldn’t be working on grad school apps, what are you talking about?

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She’s not crying when she opens the door. Or visibly angry at him. Which is a good sign, he thinks —  until he walks into her room and sees tissues strewn next to her laptop which is open to  the video of him and Alice making campaign posters playing muted on a loop. He opens his mouth to say – well, he’s not quite sure what he was going to say because she cuts him off before he can decide.

“I’m James Marsden.”

“I can exp—wait, what?”

She sits down on the bed and looks at the scene playing over and over again. Him ignoring her calls, Cara’s gentle ribbing (and not so gentle pie-eating), Alice’s return. “In The Notebook. Or in Enchanted. Or in the Superman with Brandan Routh. James Marsden’s got a bit of a typecasting problem”

Andrew sits down next to her and pauses the video. “Heather, you’re not making any sense.”

“The Notebook, you remember, I made you watch it. Everyone knows Allie should end up with Noah. It’s who you’re rooting for, it’s the love story the whole movie is built around. But then there’s James Marsden. Who didn’t do anything wrong other than falling for Allie. He’s kind and handsome and witty, he’s even a war hero. But he’s not Noah. And you know, no matter how smart and handsome and dashing he may be, Allie’s not going to pick him. And you don’t want Allie to pick him.”

He runs his hand through his hair and sighs, the kind of sigh that means he’s tired and stressed out, and she just wants to not do this right now, because she knows he has other things to be upset about and she hates to add to his problems. But she also knows this has to happen now.

“There’s nothing between me and Alice. We’re…” He pauses, looking at the stilled image of Alice on the screen. “We’re just friends. We’ve never been anything more, no matter what Ewan McAsshat might write in the paper. I’m dating you. I like you.”

Heather smiles at him, a brittle smile completely unlike how she normally smiles at him. “I know. And I like you. But that doesn’t mean there’s nothing between you two. Andrew, you leaned.”

“Again, not making any sense. Leaned?”

“From the movie While You Were Sleeping. Jack tells Lucy that leaning is more than hugging, it’s…You know what, never mind. I just mean that the way you look at her, the way she looks at you, well, if it was a movie, you two would be the leads and I’d be the inconvenient girlfriend to be written off in the penultimate scene. Heck, if it wasn’t you and I wasn’t me, I’d probably be rooting for Alice to end up with you too.”

He’s silent after she finishes for what seems like eternity, but probably is actually only a minute. “I do like you. I really do. I never wanted for you to get hurt.”

She takes his hand and lays her head on his shoulder. “I know.”

They sit in silence like that for a while, neither saying anything before she says, “Is Alice going to be okay? Will she get expelled? Will you?”

He sighs again and this time Heather feels it in her own body, reverberating from where her head meets his shoulder. “I don’t know. I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

this is the most perfect thing ever be written. okay that’s hyperbole, but it’s FOR SURE THE BEST THING TO EVER BE WRITTEN FOR THE CLASSIC ALICE FANDOM AND FOR HEATHER

no but really. this is amazing, this is perfect.

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thecandlewasters:

Reuben Hudson has a new song, ‘Sparks’ up on his YouTube channel!

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"I have a feeling that we can’t flirt like normal people, would that be right?" "Yeah. We’re far, far too clever."

(Source: qiunnjames)

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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frosted:

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

 

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tatianathevampireslayer:

I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there

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otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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